Flexxon Mobil T-shirt

Why waste time at the pump when you can fuel up on pure flex? Our Flexxon Mobil T-shirt is a hilarious fitness parody of the iconic Exxon Mobil logo—because the only gas station you need is the protein bar at your gym! Whether you're hitting PRs or just flexing in the mirror, this tee is made to keep up with your gains.

Crafted on a Comfort Colors T-shirt, this bad boy isn’t just funny—it’s ultra-soft, vibrant, and ridiculously comfortable. It's like premium fuel for your wardrobe.

Why You’ll Love It:
✅ Pump-Ready Fit – Available in sizes S to 4XL, because every lifter deserves to flex in comfort.
✅ Built to Last – Double-needle stitching ensures it won’t give out before your muscles do.
✅ Flattering Design – No side seams mean a smooth, structured look, whether you're benching or brunching.
✅ Seriously Soft – Garment-dyed fabric gives it that "favorite T-shirt" feel from day one.
✅ 100% US Cotton – Ethically sourced for sustainable swoleness.

Care Instructions (Because Gains Last, But Gym Funk Shouldn’t):
🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
🚫 No bleach—flex, don’t fade.
🔥 Tumble dry low—like your rest time between sets.
💨 Iron, steam, or dry low—because wrinkles are for weak lifts.
❌ Do not dry clean—this tee is strong enough on its own.

Perfect for: Gym rats, powerlifters, bodybuilders, and anyone who fuels up on protein shakes instead of premium unleaded. Snag yours today and flex on ‘em! 🚀💪